Laura Gravener

angrybagel:

WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA

(via cuts-gashes-razorstashes)

If bands were students:

  • Fall Out Boy: The witty one that everyone likes. Was off school for a long time but is back now. Everyone missed him.
  • My Chemical Romance: The sensitive one who helped anyone he could. Left school in 2013
  • Panic! At The Disco: The kid Fall Out Boy took under his wing. Likes big words.
  • Blink-182: The funny one that hides behind their jokes.
  • Green Day: The kid in the year above that everyone looks up to.
  • Sleeping With Sirens & Pierce The Veil: The inseparable best friends.
  • Fun: The averagely known kid who wrote a one really good essay and became popular overnight.
  • 30 Seconds To Mars: The arty one who likes to make films.
  • Muse & Coldplay: The massively popular ones.
  • All Time Low: Looks up to Blink-182. Similar sense of humour to him.
  • Paramore: The pretty one.
  • Bring Me The Horizon: The one who looks scary, but is actually quite nice.
  • You Me At Six: The fashionable one.
  • Avenged Sevenfold: The metalhead who sits at the back of the class with his headphones in and gets into trouble all the time.